This week on PIMP my Roaster for the Holidays....

I remember joking with my friend Paris Simmons in the Navy. He would always say, "It aint easy being a P.I.M.P!" We'll he was right! But thanks to Paris he introduced me to Digital Underground, Ice-T and a few other groups to open my mind to different music. Paris opened my eyes to the Urban life and the World. And for that I thank him and dedicate this post to him.

So why is it so hard for me to be a P.I.M.P? Let me sit on Santa's lap and I'll tell you why?

Right now I have so many great coffees I'm trying to sell. People keep telling me "your a coffee pimp." And to that I say "Yes. Yes I am!"

Our Holiday Java and Reindeer Tracks coffee is made up of some really sweet and zippy Panama coffee. This was a treasure when I cupped his coffee. I knew this would be a great holiday gift that I would want if I was a coffee lover. It was a limited offering so I jumped as fast as I could to purchase it. So, Christmas started early for me.

Oh yeah! I forgot to mention that we can PIMP your logo on the bag. Give us a call to reserve some of this special coffee especially for you. We can roast it and ship it to meet your schedule.

We just received in our Kona coffee. It is FANTASTIC! I had three cups of this today. It is another sweet coffee with a touch of acidity. It blew me away. I haven't had a Kona coffee like this to brag about in quite some time. Usually they have been very mild with a bit of milk chocolate, but this is different. This is sure to go fast. So, once again reserve or order yours today.

Since I am on Santa's lap... I have a few Christmas gifts I want Santa. I am pimping out my roaster and I want the new Turbo-Kung Fu-Grip gas burners for my Primo roaster. I just need you to persuade my wife it will be O.K.

And I want a lollipop and the new X-Box 360!